Things you'll never hear in Saskatchewan...

  • Nope, I don't think there's a Reserve around here.
  • I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free
  • Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
  • Duct tape isn't going to fix that.
  • Come to think of it cancel that beer, I'll have a wine spritzer.
  • We don't keep firearms in this house
  • Is the seafood fresh?
  • Sorry can't help you, I don't know where you could find a VLT.
  • I think John Deere Green looks tacky
  • No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
  • I think it's fair that Teresa lost the CDN Idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
  • Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?
  • So that's a tractor.
  • Perogies? What is that?
  • Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing, (hunting, golfing, for a drive, curling, across the street)
  • Honey, we don't need another dog
  • Who's Tommy Douglas?
  • So a Co-op's a store? Is there one in this town?
  • Too many deer heads detract from the decor
  • Could you give me a hand to draw this map. The top and bottom are just straight lines, what bout the sides?
  • I just couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today.
  • Over here is our line of tofu meat products.
  • Aw Tim Horton's again, there's a Starbucks down the street
  • Why would you need a big truck like that?
  • So that's a Buffalo, what's a Bison?
  • Did you remember to change your clock?
  • I was thinking of adding a spoiler to my lowered Honda.
  • Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay parade?
  • I don't think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
  • I've got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup
  • Could I please be served in French
  • I just don't feel like Bingo tonight
  • Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane. (mudslide,earthquake, volcano, avalanche etc.)
  • So, what phone company are you with?
  • Hey, here's an episode of "Corner Gas" that we haven't seen
  • I don't have a favorite farm equipment brand.
  • It's just over that hill. (or just around the bend in the hiway)
  • I'm just going to skip white tail season this year, I can't find any one to tape The View.
  • I'm rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
  • Nope, no more for me, I'm snowmobiling home
  • Say, Hon, It's getting chilly out, throw a sweater on the poodle would you?
  • I don't think drinking grain alcohol would be a good idea.
  • Oh I just couldn't; Hell, she's only sixteen.
  • I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
  • Duct tape won't fix that.
  • Honey, I think we should sell the pickup and buy a family sedan.
  • I'll have a grapefruit instead of that doughnut.
  • You can't feed that to the dog.
  • Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
  • Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
  • I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
  • Trim the fat off that steak.
  • Cappuccino tastes better than expresso.
  • Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
  • Wrestling's fake.
  • The tires on that truck are too big.
  • What nice body this Merlot has - cheeky, yet subtle.
  • Nope, no more for me. I'm driving tonight.
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