Saskatchewan Roughrider Jokes...

NEWS HEADLINE! Rider Practice suspended....

Saskatchewan Roughrider football practice was delayed on Wednesday for nearly two hours at Taylor Field. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

The head coach immediately suspended practice while he RCMP were called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the RCMP determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line.

Practice was resumed when the RCMP decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

Q. What's the difference between the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.

Q. How do the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10.

Q. What do the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 27,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ"!

Q. How do you keep a SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDER out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.

Q. Where do you go in REGINA in case of a tornado?
A. TAYLOR FIELD - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a ROUGHRIDER with a GREY CUP ring?
A. A thief.

Q. Why was RITCHIE HALL upset when the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDER playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished colouring it.

Q. How many SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS does it take to win a GREY CUP?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the GREY CUP?
A. The SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS

Q. What do the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Q. How can you tell when the SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDERS are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

ATTENTION SASKATCHEWAN ROUGHRIDER FANS 
The new schedule for next year has arrived!
Saskatchewan Roughriders Football Schedule for 2008

September 12..................Cochrane High School
September 19..................Cub Scout Troop101.
September 26..................Regina Blind Academy
October 3......................Spanish-American War Vets
October 10.....................Crippled Children Hospital
October 17.....................Regina Home for Wayward Girls
October 24.....................Girl Guide Troop No.3
November 1....................Regina VD Clinic Post No.2
November 7....................Saskatoon Boys Choir
November 14...................Korean War Amputees
November 21...................V.A. Hospital Polio Patients

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME!!

December 8....................Utopia Gay boys

Meet and Greet
Don't forget each night before every home game and after games you can be sure to find your favorite Rider drunk at these locations. Come on down and show your Rider Pride.......

Monday - Earls
Tuesday - Lauderdales
Wednesday - Earls
Thursday - Manhattens
Friday - Lauderdales/Habanos
Saturday - Manhattens
Sunday - Barts on Broad 

Rule Changes From Last Year
1. When playing the polio patients, Roughriders MUST NOT disconnect leg braces
2. When playing girl guides, Roughriders MUST NOT eat their cookies
3. When playing the blind academy, Roughriders MUST NOT hide the ball under their jerseys
4. When playing the Korean War Amputess, Roughriders MUST NOT file any protest about players with one leg being harder to tackle

Rules The Same As Last Year

1. A touchdown (that is when the ball is carried over the goal, for all you Roughrider fans that have never seen one) still worth 6 points.
2. The Roughriders will be allowed 27 men on the field at all times.
3. The Roughriders will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime during the course of the game.
4. The Roughriders will be allowed 20 timeouts as opposed to 1 for the other team.
5. The Roughriders will be awarded a first down with each gain of 3 yards or more.