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Subject: 2 Priests
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down.
You will have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go
back as priests. What'll it be?"

The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an an eagle, soaring
above the Rocky Mountains ." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies
the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and
asks, "Will any of this week 'count' St. Peter?" "

No I told you the computer's down, There's no way we can keep track of
what you are doing."

In that case" says the second priest, I've always wanted to be a stud.
"So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.

A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to
recall the two priests.

"Will you have any trouble locating them? he asks.

"The first one should be easy," says St. Peter, "He's somewhere over
the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to
be more difficult."

Why, asks the Lord

"He's on a snow tire, somewhere in Saskatchewan "


Below: My Pride and Joy:
An original, unopened 1989 bottle of Saskatchewan Roughrider Rye
This was 10 years old at the time of bottling - that makes it
over 31 years old
(but probably still tastes like boat gas)
saskatchewan roughrider rye

 

 

 

 

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